I never promised you a happy ending
and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make

I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman.

suctioning:

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

trophic:

trophic:

i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent

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ok i cant stop laughing omfg

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I’M SCREAMING

No need to scream, Olivia.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

black-doge:

bye mom off to church

hobolunchbox:

Creeps

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